just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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