imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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