Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
These tits shall not be calmed
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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