Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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