absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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