Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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