Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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