i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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