This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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