hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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