Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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