then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
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