dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
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