Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I need moral support for this bender
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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