my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Come share oat with me in your robe
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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