he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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