Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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