My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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