i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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