discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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