found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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