you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Small penises have feelings too.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
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