I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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