I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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