Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
There r osticjed everywhere
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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