Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
420 ftw
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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