Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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