i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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