Its about making memories worth repressing
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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