Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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