It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
well, you know. whores of a feather.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
Randomize
