She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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