Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
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