Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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