i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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