She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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