we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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