You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
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