Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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