He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Less talking, more tequila
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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