Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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