I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Randomize
