Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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