paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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