Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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