If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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