I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
being pregnant is like rehab
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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