Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
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