so that wasnt chicken after all
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
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