I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
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